Top 10 Reasons Cheese Should Be Your Favorite Food

Just in case you need 10 reminders of why cheese should be your favorite food, please read on.

#10. Cheese is your friend. It will never judge you or post unflattering photos of you on Facebook.
#9. Cheese comes in every imaginable shape, size, color, and flavor. The proof is in your local cheese case.
#8. Cheese gives you great breath. Honest.
#7. Cheese will make you stronger, smarter, and more popular. I have scientific evidence of this somewhere.
#6. Cheese pairs perfectly with what should be your second favorite food: cured meat.
#5. Feeling sweet? Feeling salty? There’s a cheese for you, no questions asked.
#4. Cheese is made from the milk of the mommies of really cute baby animals. And any time baby animals are involved, it’s a win.
#3. Cheeses tend to have funny names, like Stinking Bishop, Lambchopper, and Halloumi. The same cannot be said for vegetables, except for the Fiddlehead Fern. And now that I think of it, that should be the name of a cheese.
#2. Cheese requires almost no effort to make you look like a culinary rock star. Thank you, dedicated and creative cheese makers.
#1. Cheese tastes friggin’ awesome.